What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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