By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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