So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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