We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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