How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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