It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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