I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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