he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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