she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the night ended with taco bell and tears
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
