Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
