whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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