I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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