normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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