Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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