The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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