I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You're a waste of cheezeits
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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