OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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