Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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