Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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