what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
