we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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