: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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