Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
