At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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