Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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