Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
