is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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