What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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