We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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