went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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