I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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