Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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