what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
