I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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