there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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