Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think I am morally bankrupt
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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