it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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