New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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