he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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