So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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