I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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