his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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