I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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