YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Say something about gay babies.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Randomize
