sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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