You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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