So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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