Just cropdusted the office
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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