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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He told me they were just razor bumps!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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