She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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