I got chris browned last night
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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