He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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