Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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