Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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