i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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